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Putrescine · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:07 am

9 Year old Orange County based screamer looking for a new band.
My band has recently broken up and I'm looking to join something that has a solid bases.
The amount of HxC I listen to is unreal. I AM A REAL HxC Kid.
I know my shit, I know my HxC History. I was there while the genre grew to what it is today.
I didn't start listening to HxC when I heard "Still Fly" by TDWP.
I've been here from the BEGINNING. And I'm looking for a band that has also.
I look the part, I've got the stage presence, and I've got the talent (not being conceded just selling the product)

I would appreciate demos of bands current work to be sent to my email.
I have played a good amount of shows, including shows with Arsonist Get All the Girls, To Paint the Sky, Mainstream Scare, and other bigger local bands.
I have ties to the music industry locally and big scale including: soundscape, chain reaction, and fearless records.

I'm not looking to get a hand out from the "hook ups" I have. I know several people in the music industry and don't plan on showing any of them my stuff until I am 100% confident in it.
It is a major reason I left my previous band and its the major reason I'm looking for another.
I am very flexible on the sub genre of HxC. Metalcore, Post-Hardcore, Experimental Hardcore, Mathcore. Doesn't matter. What does matter to me is that the band is flexible and open.
I don't want to come into a "set in stone, my way or the high way" band. And what also matters is that the band has something that defines them.

I am Christian and that does have an influence on my writing, so if that is a problem don't respond to this ad.
Here is a sample of some of my writing: http://wearetheinstruments.tumblr.com/ (Not all are HxC songs some are acoustic)
I wish I could send recordings of my work but we broke up in the middle of recording our EP.
I'd like to join a band similar to but not limited to: Dance Gavin Dance, The Devil Wears Prada, Life In Your Way, Underoath, Every Time I Die, While She Sleeps, or August Burns Red.
Again the band needs to not just copy a band like this, it needs to be unique! And lastly I am a FIRM believer in bringing back two stepping.
I look forward to meeting with those of you who reply to this ad. Thank you and God Bless.

"I am a FIRM believer in bringing back two stepping."

Wow, what the fuck... I mean really.
hahaha

Putrescine · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:09 am


	Putrescine wrote: 9 Year old Orange County based screamer looking for a new band. My band has recently broken up and I'm looking to join something that has a solid bases. The amount of HxC I listen to is unreal. I AM A REAL HxC Kid. I know my shit, I know my HxC History. I was there while the genre grew to what it is today. I didn't start listening to HxC when I heard "Still Fly" by TDWP. I've been here from the BEGINNING. And I'm looking for a band that has also. I look the part, I've got the stage presence, and I've got the talent (not being conceded just selling the product) I would appreciate demos of bands current work to be sent to my email. I have played a good amount of shows, including shows with Arsonist Get All the Girls, To Paint the Sky, Mainstream Scare, and other bigger local bands. I have ties to the music industry locally and big scale including: soundscape, chain reaction, and fearless records. I'm not looking to get a hand out from the "hook ups" I have. I know several people in the music industry and don't plan on showing any of them my stuff until I am 100% confident in it. It is a major reason I left my previous band and its the major reason I'm looking for another. I am very flexible on the sub genre of HxC. Metalcore, Post-Hardcore, Experimental Hardcore, Mathcore. Doesn't matter. What does matter to me is that the band is flexible and open. I don't want to come into a "set in stone, my way or the high way" band. And what also matters is that the band has something that defines them. I am Christian and that does have an influence on my writing, so if that is a problem don't respond to this ad. Here is a sample of some of my writing: http://wearetheinstruments.tumblr.com/ (Not all are HxC songs some are acoustic) I wish I could send recordings of my work but we broke up in the middle of recording our EP. I'd like to join a band similar to but not limited to: Dance Gavin Dance, The Devil Wears Prada, Life In Your Way, Underoath, Every Time I Die, While She Sleeps, or August Burns Red. Again the band needs to not just copy a band like this, it needs to be unique! And lastly I am a FIRM believer in bringing back two stepping. I look forward to meeting with those of you who reply to this ad. Thank you and God Bless. "I am a FIRM believer in bringing back two stepping." Wow, what the fuck... I mean really. hahaha

I can't play math metal but I am getting good at astronomy metal. I hope this dude is down for athta.

JoeTheStache · **Joined:** Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:47 pm **Posts:** 135

Nice how he claims to be a "REAL HxC KID" yet lists off garbage like Arsonists Get All The Girls and The Devil Wears Prada. Well, i guess he is 9 years old and doesn't realize hardcore started about 20 years before he was born. Can you post the real link for that so we can all mailbomb this asshat with insults?

rottingmouth · **Joined:** Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:38 am **Posts:** 889


	JoeTheStache wrote: Nice how he claims to be a "REAL HxC KID" yet lists off garbage like Arsonists Get All The Girls and The Devil Wears Prada. Well, i guess he is 9 years old and doesn't realize hardcore started about 20 years before he was born. Can you post the real link for that so we can all mailbomb this asshat with insults?

You really want to harass a nine year old on the internet? :lol:

Those bands do suck but I guess I was dumb as fuck when I was nine and listened to Limp Bizkit.

Putrescine · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:01 pm

It was a type, he is 19.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/muc/2545472831.html

He's been into this shit since day one.

Putrescine · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:06 pm

I looked this up and followed the instructions but I just can't get it down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2I3DEQt ... re=related

Putrescine · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:30 pm

This is not that funny...

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rnr/2521682657.html

This guy must be a fucking cop. Scary and disgusting at the same time.

Putrescine · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:52 pm

Hahaha

What the hell?

Putrescine · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:25 pm

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/2559281656.html

Putrescine · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:27 pm

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/2556964741.html

I'm going to watch this for a couple of hours. hypnotic.

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